Make sure you are "Onward to Good Things!" when you go to work. We guarantee that only good things will happen when you secure your ID card to this fun and colorful lanyard!*
MicroWeave - ribbed polyester material
Silk screen printing of Heart, Brain and Butterfly along with the words "Onward to Good Things!" on a cheery blue background
Standard safety breakaway feature that disconnects under pressure to eliminate the risk of choking
36" length
Includes lanyard only. ID badge reels sold separately.
*This statement is in no way true, but we wish you the best!
I’m happy with this lanyard. I plan on using it to hold my gym membership card so the slogan “onward to good things” is very fitting for me.
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Fantastic quality and fun
Fantastic quality and great fun
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