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While we can't guarantee exact shipping dates, we do have a handy guideline below showing the last days you should place your orders in the hopes of receiving them for the holidays. 
 

United States 

For all in stock items, please refer to the dates below to determine ordering deadlines:

USPS First Class is December 15th

USPS Priority Mail is December 15th

USPS Priority Express is December 18th

 

International

For all in stock items, the ordering deadline is December 4th

 

 -Happy Holidays from The Awkward Store!