Little Christmas Figures for People With a “Weird” Sense of Humor
A brain in a Santa hat. A grumpy gallbladder in a pink bunny onesie. Set them on your desk or next to the tree, and you'll smile every time you walk by. Whether your house is packed this December or it's just you and a mug of cocoa, they make it feel like Christmas.
5 figures · 3D printed · Gift bag with the set
- Funny the second you see them. No backstory needed.
- Desk-size. Fits a shelf or the table by the tree.
- “2026” on the tree, a keepsake from this year.
- Get all five: free tree, gift bag and shipping.
Little Christmas Figures for People With a “Weird” Sense of Humor
A brain in a Santa hat. A grumpy gallbladder in a pink bunny onesie. Set them on your desk or next to the tree, and you'll smile every time you walk by. Whether your house is packed this December or it's just you and a mug of cocoa, they make it feel like Christmas.
5 figures · 3D printed · Gift bag with the set
- Funny the second you see them. No backstory needed.
- Desk-size. Fits a shelf or the table by the tree.
- “2026” on the tree, a keepsake from this year.
- Get all five: free tree, gift bag and shipping.
You're $ 15.00 away from free US shipping!
- Ships from Michigan
- 30 Day Money Back Guarantee
- No Questions Asked
- Free Gift Bag With Set
MEET THE FIGURES
Brain in a Santa Hat. Glasses on, hat pulled down, ready for the holidays.
Sad Gallbladder in a Bunny Onesie. He didn't pick the costume. You can tell.
Elf in a Gift Box. Leaning over the edge to see what you got.
Tongue in a Cocoa & Marshmallows Mug. Up to his arms in marshmallows. Whole set only.
2026 Christmas Tree. Red ornaments, the year on the base. Free with the whole set.
WHICH SET SHOULD I GET?
The Whole Holiday Set ($75): best value. All five figures, including the cocoa mug and the 2026 Tree, plus a free gift bag and free US shipping.
Pick Any 3: choose from Brain, Gallbladder and the Elf. One is $30, all three are $60.
MATERIALS
3D printed and hand-assembled in-house by our small team in Michigan.
DIMENSIONS
Desk-size: small enough for a shelf, a desk or the table next to the tree.
CARE
Made for display, not play. Dust with a soft dry cloth and keep away from heat and direct sun.
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Each figure is 3D printed and hand-assembled in-house, so please allow up to 3–5 days before your order ships. Standard ground shipping then takes 3–5 business days in the US. Need it faster? Pick expedited at checkout (order by 2pm ET).
Order by December 15 to have it before Christmas.
30-day money back guarantee, no questions asked.
If The Christmas Aisle Never Looks Like You
Walk down the Christmas aisle and everything looks the same. Gold "JOY" signs. Perfect white trees. Snowmen with the same smile.
But if your favorite ornament is the chipped one that makes you laugh every year, a gold "JOY" sign doesn't say much about you.
People with a "weird" sense of humor have a little ritual: every December they buy one small thing that makes the season feel like theirs.
These five were made for that. Brain wears a Santa hat and glasses. Gallbladder is in a pink bunny onesie he clearly didn't choose. An elf leans out of a gift box, another sits in hot cocoa, and a small tree has "2026" on the base.
They're from Nick Seluk, the cartoonist behind Heart and Brain, whose comics have around four million followers. You don't need to know his characters to laugh at a gallbladder in a bunny suit.
Keep Them, Or Give A Few Away
December looks different for everybody. Some years the house is full and loud. Some years it's quieter, and it's you, a mug of cocoa, and a movie you've seen twenty times. These five sit on your shelf through all of it and make it feel like Christmas.
And the tree has the year on it. Next December you'll open the box, see "2026," and remember this one.
Some people put the whole set on their own shelf. Some keep one and give the rest to the people who'd get the joke: the coworker who sends you memes all day, or the sister who laughs at the same things you do. One figure is $30, and Brain, Gallbladder and the Elf together are $60. All five are $75: the tree is free, and you get a gift bag and free US shipping.
Who This Is For
“Weird” Humor
For people with a “weird” sense of humor.
Yearly Tradition
For anyone who buys one little Christmas thing every year.
Small Spaces
Desks, bookshelves and small apartments that need some Christmas.
Your People
The coworker, friend or sister who laughs at the same things you do.
Made By Nick Seluk
New York Times bestselling cartoonist behind Heart and Brain and The Awkward Yeti, followed by around four million people.
The Awkward Store is his, run by a small team in Northville, Michigan.
FAQ
Will it get here before Christmas?
Yes, if you order by December 15. Each figure is 3D printed and hand-assembled here in Michigan, so allow up to 3–5 days before it ships, then 3–5 business days for standard shipping. Need it faster? Pick expedited at checkout and order by 2pm ET.
How big are they?
Desk-size: small enough for a shelf, a desk or the table next to the tree.
Are they toys?
No. They're collectibles made for display, not for play, so keep them away from little kids.
Do I need to know the comics?
Not at all. They're from Nick Seluk's Heart and Brain comics, but a gallbladder in a bunny suit is funny on its own.
Can I pick which ones I get?
Yes. Choose Pick Any 3 and tick any of Brain in a Santa Hat, Sad Gallbladder and the Elf in a Gift Box. One is $30, all three are $60. The cocoa mug and the 2026 Tree come only with the Whole Holiday Set.
Can I buy the 2026 Tree by itself?
No. The 2026 Tree comes only with the Whole Holiday Set, and with the set it's free.
What if my figure arrives broken?
Send us a photo and we'll make it right. You're also covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked.
Make This Christmas Look A Little More Like You.
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Get the whole set and the 2026 Tree comes
free, with a gift bag and free shipping. - Get Brain, Gallbladder and the Elf for $60.
- Or start with one figure for $30.
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- No Questions Asked
