King Thyroid Plushiethe Awkward Store
The little butterfly-shaped thingie in your neck has more control than you might think: it produces the hormones that regulate metabolic rate, affecting pretty much every organ. Sometimes that power goes to its head.
We present to you, King Thyroid the Plushie! You may bow before this organ and admire its glorious crown and (removable) scepter - just in case you decide to pretend you're in charge.
This plushie measures 7" W and 5.5" H when seated.