{"product_id":"king-thyroid-plushie","title":"King Thyroid Plushie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe little butterfly-shaped thingie in your neck has more control than you might think: it produces the hormones that regulate metabolic rate, affecting pretty much every organ. Sometimes that power goes to its head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe present to you, King Thyroid the Plushie! You may bow before this organ and admire its glorious crown and (removable) scepter - just in case you decide to pretend you're in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis plushie measures 7\" W and 5.5\" H when seated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"the Awkward Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":20291597598774,"sku":"TAY-PL-THY","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0347\/6329\/products\/kingthyroidbluesquarefront.jpg?v=1742313880","url":"https:\/\/theawkwardstore.com\/products\/king-thyroid-plushie","provider":"the Awkward Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}