{"product_id":"i-don-t-care-canvas","title":"I Don’t Care Canvas","description":"Bright, playful canvas art that captures a small, honest moment: a cartoon heart running toward a butterfly while a weary brain points toward a wooden sign reading “Adult Responsibilities” and “Utter Nonsense.” The scene is printed on a high-quality matte canvas with a subtle texture and vibrant, fade-resistant inks. Stretched over a sustainably sourced pine frame, this lightweight piece hangs flush with soft rubber dots to keep it steady. It brings a touch of humor and warmth to casual living rooms, home offices, dorms, or nurseries—wherever someone needs a gentle reminder to follow curiosity before the checklist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe color-saturated illustration reads clearly from across a room and keeps a clean, modern profile with a 0.75\" depth. Sizes are available for varied wall spaces, and the eco-friendly materials and UL-certified, non-toxic inks make it a thoughtful choice for homes that care about durability and sustainability.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Matte, textured canvas printed with UL-certified Greenguard Gold inks for vivid, lasting color.\u003cbr\u003e- Stretched on a 0.75\" profile frame made from FSC-certified radiata pine (sustainably sourced).\u003cbr\u003e- Durable cotton\/polyester canvas composite (333 g\/m²) with proprietary coating for sharp image quality.\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with non-toxic, non-flammable latex inks; safe and eco-conscious materials.\u003cbr\u003e- Soft rubber dots on the back corners ensure stable hanging and prevent surface slipping; slight size tolerance ±1\/8\".\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12″ x 12″ \/ 0.75''","offer_id":47508605665443,"sku":"17405208801322417501","price":76.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 16\" \/ 0.75''","offer_id":47508605698211,"sku":"26403862608305260993","price":109.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24″ x 24″ \/ 0.75''","offer_id":47508605730979,"sku":"28561330463256946284","price":131.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0347\/6329\/files\/7620128537375653974_2048.jpg?v=1774484019","url":"https:\/\/theawkwardstore.com\/products\/i-don-t-care-canvas","provider":"the Awkward Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}