{"product_id":"funny-brain-vs-heart-bath-mat-this-way-heart-cute-cartoon-bathroom-rug","title":"Funny Brain vs Heart Bath Mat — \"This way, heart\" Cute Cartoon Bathroom Rug","description":"Step into the bathroom with a wink. This memory foam bath mat pairs plush comfort with playful art — a cheeky brain and heart cartoon racing toward a signpost that reads “Adult Responsibilities \/ Utter Nonsense.” The low-profile foam cushions tired feet while the bright green background and whimsical characters bring a burst of humor to morning routines. It absorbs the hush between wake-up and full wakefulness, nudging you to choose joy (or at least a laugh) before the day’s chores begin. Easy to clean, grippy underfoot, and built to hold its shape, this mat belongs in homes where lightheartedness matters: dorm bathrooms, shared apartments, or anyone who appreciates a little comic relief in everyday spaces.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% memory foam microfiber top for cushioned comfort and even weight distribution\u003cbr\u003e- Anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced binding around edges increases durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-constructed sizes (24\"×17\" and 34\"×21\" with small variance)\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid printed design on a soft, absorbent surface\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 17\"","offer_id":47508788412579,"sku":"31841641627535049323","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"34\" × 21\"","offer_id":47508788445347,"sku":"32195774443126222609","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0347\/6329\/files\/7799714276675766239_2048.jpg?v=1774495004","url":"https:\/\/theawkwardstore.com\/products\/funny-brain-vs-heart-bath-mat-this-way-heart-cute-cartoon-bathroom-rug","provider":"the Awkward Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}