{"product_id":"alpaca-pillow","title":"Alpaca Pillow","description":"A cheeky, conversation-starting square pillow that brings gentle humor and soft comfort to any casual living space. The front shows a playful cartoon: a lovable red heart character reclining on a therapist’s couch while a brain in a chair explains, \"...and that's why I'm not allowed to have an alpaca.\" The colors are soothing—muted teal background on front with a pale blue reverse—so the design reads as lighthearted without being loud. The cover is smooth spun polyester with a concealed beige zipper and crisp double-sided printing, while the recycled polyester insert ships compressed and expands to give the pillow a plump, cozy look. Toss it on a couch, bed, or reading nook to add personality and a smile to quiet mornings, late-night chats, or relaxed self-care moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% spun polyester cover that resists wrinkling and keeps shape\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided print with vibrant, durable colors\u003cbr\u003e- Beige concealed zipper with metal head for a neat finish\u003cbr\u003e- Recycled 100% polyester insert (vacuum-packed; expands 2–3\" larger than cover)\u003cbr\u003e- Cover not pre-assembled to reduce creasing during shipment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 14\"","offer_id":47508763541667,"sku":"15023467464836916360","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16\"","offer_id":47508763574435,"sku":"57129888681648460469","price":35.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":47508763607203,"sku":"29250851276761788551","price":38.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" × 20\"","offer_id":47508763639971,"sku":"29829630743448705035","price":49.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/theawkwardstore.com\/products\/alpaca-pillow","provider":"the Awkward Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}